• There was this boy and he had idiotic friends and one smart friend who always corrected him. Jacob was his name. One day, Jacob came to the park with his smart friend, Ryan.
    Jacob talks to stranger. He disobeys his parents and teachers. Though, he doesn't get in trouble at all.
    Jacob saw an ice cream man selling ice cream and said" Look! An icy creamy man! Let's go!"
    Ryan said" It's Ice Cream Man, Jacob. You wouldn't like it if someone called you Jake Ob. "
    Jacob didn't listen care to listen and tackled little kids who were younger than him and got their ice cream and came back with about 15 ice cream in his hand.
    " Hurry before i get in truoble.!" said Jacob.
    Ryan said" Idiotic Jacob, it's trouble not truoble!"
    Jacob didn't care about what Ryan had to say. He doesn't listen anyways. Jake Ob ran as fast as he could and got out of the park, laughing like a maniac.Idiotic Jacob. When will he learn?
    He is in the 4th grade now. How does he pass the grades if he is so idiotic?
    He even plants his seeds with juice! He eats his food with water! And he eats pages off his book.s and takes the ink off of his parents' pens. He even went to a barn yard and had this cow poop on him. Yuck! Ew when he came back!
    One day in school, there was this new girl in school and was in Jacob's class and was introducing herself.
    "My name is Marta, and I'm 10 years old. I wanna be an author when i grow up and become everyone's best friend," said the new girl.
    Jacob interrupted" You mean auther??? You can't be eweryone's best fwend!"
    "You talk like an idiot! It's author, not auther! Its everyone not eweryone! It's friend, not fwend like a baby talk," said Marta. Everyone in class laughed except for Ryan, and Jacob.
    The teacher said" How rude Jacob!Learn to respect others!"
    Jacob only said" I am respwecting others."
    " No you're aren't" said a kid.
    " It's ain't not arent.," said Jacob.
    " Hey everyone! Jake Ob's a total idiot!" shouted another kid!
    " Agree," said another kid.
    Everyone laughed, except for Marta, Jacob, Ryan, Jacob's friends, and his teacher.
    One of his friends said" At least he isn't a nerd like you guys. He's only idiotic because there is nothing else to do! Let him say what he wants to say! Stop correcting him! He maybe idiotic Jacob but he's our classmate and you guys aren't respecting him!"
    Ryan knew he was referring to him.
    Then Ryan began to say something" It's fun for him to say these idiotic stuff because he's idiotic Jacob!"
    " You're a Wetard, Ryan" said one of the kids who were laughing.
    Jaco said" He is not a retard! You're the retard, Retardo"
    Everyone laughed. The one who was laughing was Ricardo and now he was a laughing stalk and everyone began to appreciate Jacob as an idiotic friend and called Ricardo, Retardo.