• I stared down into the seemingly bottomless pit. tendrils of steam wafted deep in the chasm, like smoke after a birthday candle had been blown out. A large hand slowly rose from the abyss, and coaxed me closer. to think this was the good guy. the hand came down and slowly a bald head began rising from the void. the heads eyes were glowing a brilliant red. "steel yourself" it said and sank back into the crevice. I held my breath, and took a step foreword. my stomach jumped to my throat, as I free fell into the fissure. the fall lasted what seemed to be forever. I would think nothing of splash mountain after this. the pit narrowed as I fell farther down. the adrenaline stung all of my limbs, as my cheeks ballooned to almost comical proportions. eventually I began to slow, as if Gravity was slowly turning off, and eventually I settled in what appeared to be an invisible armchair. "glad you could make it" a low throaty voice said. a man appeared,wearing a brilliant white tuxedo, with a black fedora on his bald head. He looked like a typical bodygaurd, except a little less muscular. "have you gotten my messages?" he asked in a flat tone. I had been seeing images in my fireplace for a long time since, showing the man, the pit, and eventually, a map to this place. "before we continue," he said "just know that I am not the good guy. but you will do as I command. In fact" his body began to change. his neck extended to snake-like proportions, as his face grew long thin whiskers. antennae sprouted from the top of his head and cheeks. his shoulder blades enlarged, and eventually grew into full size reptilian wings. his palms never changed, but his fingers extended to almost four times their normal size, as thick black hair covered his hands. his eyes were white and pupil-less and his claws could easily gut an elephant. "I am the jabberwocky" it said "and you will have no choice in the matter"