• RP
    Rated: C for cross dressing themes! XD

    Once upon a time, in a kingdom not so far away. There was a------

    Everyone: Just get to the point!

    Rachel: That hurt!

    Everyone: Get over it!
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    Crias : Now when I get back I want this house Spotless! We will being going to a Royal-ball and you can't come!

    Dacre: *Looks at the messy house, there was junk everywhere * B-but I can't clean the house in that amount of time! ( I'm so going to kill him tonight!)

    Liam: Ya! I get a mean role ^^ MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Dacre: wait isn't Crias.... I mean he can't be your father cuz he's----- *month gets cover by Liam *

    Liam: Don't spoil it for the fans!

    Tadien: I get a mean role too ^^ NOW CLEAN DACRE!....please!

    Dacre: What the heck!? (I'm going to kill all three of them in their sleep!)

    Crias : will you two idiots get into the wagon!

    Liam/Tadien: aw man! *walks to the wagon *

    Crias: Also you can't have dinner Dacre!

    Dacre: um why not?! 0_0

    Crias: because I'm supposed to be mean...and I guess that means letting little boys starve is evil =_=

    Dacre: sure...no dinner, Got that.. ( I'll just eat when he's gone -_-'''')

    Crias: Good boy! * Leaves *

    Dacre: Hey! If you think I'm going to cry....I won't!

    ???: Who are you talking to? >.<

    Dacre: I'm talking to...wait who are you and how did you get here!

    Carn: I'm your fairy Godmother..even though I'm a guy =_=

    Dacre: *Laughs in till he's crying * Your a fairy, Carn! No wonder you won't tell me your role!

    Carn: Shut up! There weren't enough girls! * Mad mark *

    Dacre: So I get to wish for stuff right?

    Carn: yep! But you can only wish to go to the ball.... sorry thats what the fairy law is =_= so it's kind of pointless....

    Dacre: And you call your self a fairy...

    Carn: hey do you think wearing a dress is easy?!

    Dacre: Nope, but I get to wear rags so in your face-fairy boy!

    Carn: Well see about that * uses wand and turns Dacre's rags into a pink girlie dress *

    Dacre: Why you little! * Choke Carns * Take it back!

    Carn: I can't! You have to go to the ball in order to stop the spell! * turns blue *

    Dacre: Fine i'll go to this stupid ball! * lets go of Carn and gets on horse *

    Carn: Wait before you go! You have intill 12:00 PM then the spell breaks!

    Dacre: what the heck should I do there? And why 12:00 pm? =_=

    Carn: how should I know! * turns horse into a pancake *

    Dacre: Why the heck did you do that? 0_0

    Carn: Because that Crais weakness!

    Dacre: um...okay -_-''' (Pancakes!)

    Carn: just go! It gives the story a plot!

    Dacre: * leaves and shows up to the castle *

    Liam: OMG a pancake! Yummy

    Crais: Ack it burns!!!! * Curls up and rocks back and forth *

    Dacre: =_='''' ( guess Carn was telling the truth ) Crap they will now who I am... *puts in a mask *

    Taiden: It's a masked Hero!

    Dacre: (Thank god I Stole this mask from Carn )

    Liam: Ya!!! I want autograph! I think have seen him somewhere before...

    Dacre: * runs away * my god can this get any worst! I mean .... I want the spotlight but I would rather die then dealing with those two!

    ???: Ek!!! >////< would...you care for a...dance!

    Dacre: I spoke to soon! And your name is?

    Racqel: R-Racqel!!! >///< currently single, blood type B+, hair color brown, eyes hazel, weight 104 pounds, height 5 ft 5 inch's and will even make a contract with demons to be with you ^^ oh and I'm a princess >///////////////<

    Dacre: 0.o...... Um Hi ( one dance with her and I'll die! )

    Racqel: * Nosebleed * so....hot! >//////<

    Dacre: (I'm very scared) >.<

    Racqel: So lets dance ^^ Cuz if you don't I can behead you..I bet you would look hot decapitated >///<

    Dacre: *looks at time * Um it's like 11: 55 PM... and my bed time is at 12:00 PM so I have to go! 0_0

    Racqel: fine then I guess i'll keep your head on my dresser!

    Dacre: *slowly backs away but drops knife *

    Racqel: Don't worry you won't be lonely! I have whole bunch of other heads so you can.... wait where did he. And what was his name >///////////< * picks up knife * OMG I have his knife! *nosebleed *

    Dacre: OMG!!!! hey where did my knife go =_= I kind of need that to kill--- * gets back home and changes back into rags *

    Carn: Welcome back! So now....whats the point of this story?

    Dacre: Um...i guess The writer forgot most of the story... * listens to Linking Park * Hmm not Emo enough! * Listens to Three days Grace * perfect ^^

    Carn: Hey...um shouldn't you be cleaning

    Dacre: Cleanings for wimps! I take punishment like a Man!

    Carn: Good luck...with that =_='''''' * Hears the door open, so he leaves *

    Crais: DACRE!!! I told you to clean! You are going be lock away in a.... dungeon of something!

    Liam: The princess didn't like me!!! *crying *

    Taiden: She was too lovesick with some guy who ditch her crying

    Dacre: I'm so...sorry ( =_=''' I'm so glad I left )

    Crais: Well she come around! * takes Dacre and locks him up *

    Carn: so now what are you going to d--- * looks and sees Dacre laughing evilly while writing down something on paper * um never mind I really don't want to know!

    Dacre: then I will kill him like this and---- *laughing to self *

    Carn: 0_0 I hate my job! =_='''''

    Dacre: * hears something * Shut up I hear something * puts head against wall *

    Racqel: I have been looking for the owner of this knife! I want HIM NOW!!!!

    Crais: It's Taidens! I swear!

    Taiden: No it isn't!

    Crais: Yes it is!

    Taiden: No!

    Liam: I know, thats Dacre's ^^

    Raquel: *nosebleed * Even his name is hot >//////< I'll stock him!

    Crais/Liam/Taiden: =_=''' ( scary woman! )

    Dacre: 0_0 oh crap!

    Liam: i'll get him for you ^^'''' * drags out Dacre *

    Dacre: No! Please! I beg you...Liam!

    Racqel: OMG!!!! >/////< its him, my true love!!

    Dacre: Carn help me! crying wait....i don't which ones worst! Carn helping me or Racqel!

    Carn: sorry I can't! And even if I could I wouldn't do it -_-

    Racqel: You remembered my name!!! >////< * drags Dacre * We will have a big wedding, lots of people. You will become king and we have a family and...and...and

    Dacre: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Get dragged off into the sunset *

    Liam: So..what do we do now!

    Taiden: Lets eat pancakes! ^^ * brings out pancakes *

    Crias: NO!!!! put my one true weakness away!

    Liam/Taiden: =_=''''

    * Fin *