• There once was a man that was a bazillionaire!! lol He had thousand's of arcers of land, and one BEAUTIFUL daughter that everyone wanted to mary. One day, he decided to have a contest. He told every man in the world, "Listen all around lads, I am having a contest. Whoever can cross my pool and break the Olympic record, will get anything you want in the world. ANYTHING!" So men all around the world lined up in a big line. "There is a catch," the wise man said. "I will put crocidiles and glass at the bottom of the pool to make it harder." All the men started muttering, and didn't go in. Suddenly, a man popped out and swam for his life eek and broke the Olympic record. He jumps out all freaked out neutral "My lad, you've done it! You've gone across my pool and beaten the Olympic record. What would you like? ANYTHING at all! Would you like my house?" The boy answered, "No, um, no no sir." "Would you like my beautiful daughter?" heart The boy shook his head and said "No, no no sir." "Well what would you like?" The young boy answered, "I want to know what a**hole pushed me into the pool!!!"

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