• Me: Why are you always thinking so lovingly about your stalker of a happy protector? It's really annoying.

    Bella: I really hate it when you call Edward that.

    Me: That's why I call him that. Now I thought I asked you a question, idiot.

    Bella: Because I love him.

    Me: Wonderful, y'know I really wish I heard Jacob instead of you. He'd be more intresting.

    Bella: He'd always be thinking of Rennesmee.

    Me: So what? Rennesme isn't a stalker, and I'd also get to listen to thoughts of the rest of his pack.

    Bella: Edward isn't a stalker either.

    Me: You call sneaking into someone's bedroom through the window in the middle of the night and listening to them talk in their sleep not stalkerish?

    Bella: He did that because he loves me.

    Me: So what? He's still a stalker. Why do I ever try to reason with you? You never listen.

    Bella: Because your wrong. Edward's not a stalker, and i'm not insane.

    Me: You jumed off a cliff so you could have hallucinations.

    Bella: That was years ago.

    Me: Too bad, I still think your insane.