• Disclaimer: I do not own any product or creation of Zelda or Nintendo. This is only a fan fiction to fit my own twisted desires.
    Chapter 1: Out on the town
    Koda poked Evan in the head. “Wake up you lazy bum! We’re on vacation! The least you could do is wake up before noon!” This seemed quite unfair, because for the rest of their vacation before this Evan had always woken up before her.
    “You’re the one who usually sleeps ‘till noon, what are you talking about?!” Evan pulled a blanket over his head. Last night he had a severe headache and couldn’t sleep.
    “Well miff!” Koda stuck out her tongue out at her annoyed cousin.
    “Would you PLEASE stop saying miff!? It’s getting on my nerves!”
    “Not until you get up!” She pulled off Evan’s covers and tried to flip his mattress… Although Koda wasn’t to strong so all she could pull off was making Evan twitch from the movement of his only comfort zone.
    “Fine!” Evan shouted so the neighbor upstairs of the hotel slammed a broom on the ceiling (their floor). “You ruined my only flippin’ comfort zone anyway…” He murmured quietly so Koda couldn’t here it. She smiled triumphantly. “What are you so happy about?” Which was a significant question seeing as to the fact it was a gloomy day.
    “We get to go to the shopping today!” Koda jumped up and down clapping her hands.
    ‘She obviously had some kind of caffeine today before he woke up.’ Mostly he thought this because she usually had this gloomy, depressing, spaced out look on her face.
    “Whatever, I call getting ready first…” Evan said in a just woke up monotone voice.
    “WHAT!? Why!?” Koda whined.
    “Because you take to long so I figure if I go first you can take as much time as you want.” Evan made a good point, but to some extent Koda had to be stubborn.
    “Yeah, but if I get it done than you can just finish up and we’ll be off! If my dad doesn’t flip out about what I’m going to wear today.” Koda looked at Evan with a hopeful ‘Did it work?’ look in her eyes.
    “Yeah… I guess you’re right…” Koda quickly darted into the bathroom. “Hold on… What is she wearing?” Evan looked up shrugged and went to the refrigerator… There sat the explanation to his hyper theory. She drank his rockstar. ‘Well she’ll be awake for… 10 years.’ Evan thought to himself and chuckled at the thought.
    In the bathroom, (20 min. later) Koda stood there fixing her hair’s finishing touches before coming out. Koda was a semi-tall (about 5’ 7”) and had auburn red hair that reached to just below the middle of her thighs. (Though Koda insisted the color of her hair was copper red tinted gold. Which it really was and got annoyed when someone called it red.) She had very dark brown eyes that sometimes decided to turn black, red, or even a lifeless brown color.(though the lifeless brown was the normal one, she just didn’t know) Koda was pale skinned and at this point dressed in a black hat. Not a baseball cap but not a beanie, and it looked like a top hat but the top was shorter… It was a Goth hat. She had a black shirt on with little white and blue skulls on it. Koda also had black and white striped elbow length cloth arm bands with skulls on them. The hand part got to her knuckles and stopped there with holes for her thumbs. She wore pale blue shorts that went down to her mid thigh. (They were short in… short. No pun intended) Underneath, were leg warmers that went down to her below her knees. (They were put on like upside down stocking)They were black and green striped. She wore no tie shoes which were black and red. Koda stepped out. “Well, whadd’ya think? Is it cool?” Evan peered over from his glare at the refrigerator holding the empty rockstar. His mouth dropped open and a ‘what in the hell!?’ look came into his eyes.
    “You’re dad is going to frickin’ KILL YOU! Do you see what you’re wearing?!” Evan shouted.
    “Ummm… No?” Evan almost strangled Koda. Until the door whooshed open. In the open arch of the doorway, stood a man about 5’ 11” skinny as a stick in long mens pajama pants and no shirt. He had thinning hair that was dark brown and slightly wavy though you couldn’t notice. There was an angry sneer burned into his face, and his eyes pierced through your body like a sharp sword with a good handler.
    “Koda, what in the world are you wearing?!” He hollered. The neighbor smacked her floor again.
    “Shut up down there!” Koda and Evan simply stuck out their tongues to the ceiling.
    “I’m wearing… My clothes. I bought them myself and earned my own money to do so. So you shouldn’t stress about what I’m wearing all the time as much as you tend to.”
    George continued into the kitchen and ate breakfast. Evan rolled his eyes and walked into the bathroom to get ready.
    Evan was 5’ 9” and had broad shoulders and light brown hair and had pure blue eyes. (His mother constantly complimented them which bothered the hell outta him.) He usually wore baggy shorts and a polo shirt. (Which his sister and mom love to see him in them and say how much better he looks in one.)Evan also wore fallen brand shoes, the color was usually black. His hair was wavy and he had it cut a normal guy medium length. He was very handsome
    He stepped out and grabbed Koda’s arm in an annoyed fashion because of her father’s constant dropping of the f-bomb.
    “Geez! In about two minutes of being pissed he could have destroyed China with f-bombs… If they were real.” Koda murmured under her breath. Evan chuckled in agreement. About 10 minutes later George was ready and they headed out. He dropped them off and drove to another part of town.
    “Guess that means we’re walking.” Evan said. “He’s obviously going to the tavern to forget about what you’re wearing.” Evan smirked at his own witty comment.
    “So you’re saying it’s MY fault?!” Koda yelled exasperated.
    “Yeah, pretty much.” Evan walked casually into the art shop leaving Koda behind and feeling her glare burn into his back. Evan shuddered at the feeling. But didn’t bother to turn around, knowing Koda would soon follow. She drew a lot so resistance was futile around and art shop.
    “Wait up, I’m coming!” Koda ran up to Evan and grabbed his shoulder. They tripped over themselves and landed on the ground on their butts and laughed hysterically before continuing into the art shop.

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