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Part 1: The Beginning of the Hellish Child
The story of the James family was a mystery for scientists--until now.
The Power Galaxy, Planet Starfield, before any planets in the Milky Way lived a happy couple--Jet James and Gloria Saradomin. Lets skip to the beginning of Drex.
Power was surging in the Power Galaxy, gathering power from stars, comets, even planets from other galaxies(besides Milky Way). Jet and Gloria were watching the big purple and black ball gain strength."I'm so proud of this accomplishment we made!" Gloria said with joy. Jet wasn't getting it at all--the ball was taking way much energy. Each James family was granted with powers to let them do anything they want--like throw tomatoes around Jupiter 200 times in 5 minutes. One thing they can't do was they couldn't go into movies and summon characters from video games, pc games, and movies(like summoning Voldemort tap dancing with Harry Potter on his back). But this ball was getting some energy from computers and TV's, which surprised Jet. Suddenly the ball burst and a child around 70 million years old(which they would be 7 years old on Earth), with blonde hair, and a sinister face like the Devils face, just looking like a regular boy."Er..Gloria...it isn't normal for the ball to get energy from TV's and computers."Jet explained with a rather shocked look. A plasma TV fell from the sky and almost hit Jet by 1 foot."See what I mean?!"screamed a frightened voice of Jet. It is highly irregular for Mr. James to get scared. Then Gloria said, with a calm natural voice,"Let's name him after your Great Great Great Great Grandfather Drex,". Thats all it took for Drex, because he was flying away, heading towards the Milky Way.
30,930,000,000 billion years later
Drex is walking in a school named National School of Sarcasm Elementary, waiting for his bloody victory coming soon. A boy named Stanley (make fun of him, hes the b*****d in the story, hes short) walked by him. Drex gave a rather hard push to him, and he fell in a puddle of blood, but he didn't notice."Is that a challenge, you crappy guy?"Stanley replied to the push."Oddly, a sick and twisted son of a b***h like you always come up with the damn come backs. I'm wonder why you do this you b*****d."Drex said with his devilish smile handy."I-er-I-,"Stanley said startled, and burst into tears(your normal cry baby eleven year, but for Drex, a 31 billion year old legend(which is 31 years old), this was a show put on by a a** hole kid)."Aww, shut your whining you damn b*****d, crying doesn't show sympathy for anything, which only works for babies, and I'm guessing thats your mother?"Drex replied, his smile growing wider."I'm telling my mo-mommy!!!"Stanley screamed, now noticing the puddle was blood. Stanley jumped up, grabbed his backpack, and ran to his mother."Have a terrible Christmas, young jerk."Drex guffawed, his smile all the way to his ears. Stanley’s mom, much like him, a midget, came running up to Drex."HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SON YOU STUPID SON OF A BI-“But Drex stopped her by saying,” Oh, don’t be foolish. Your son here nearly killed a teacher today. But me, he wouldn’t dare.” Again his smile saved his lying.”My son…nearly kill a teacher??” Now she was turning red.”I HATE YOU UGLY-,” she began but Drex just waved his hand.”Now that’s not nice, is it?” And with that he punched her, sending her 5 miles away.”That settles that.” Drex dragged Stanley, who was now screaming at the top of his lungs, into a shed, and you could hear scraping and the sound of sawing in there.
Drex=Max murder
- by Something Something Edgy |
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- | Submitted on 03/29/2009 |
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- Title: The Story of Drex Part1
- Artist: Something Something Edgy
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- Date: 03/29/2009
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Comments (3 Comments)
- Something Something Edgy - 12/11/2009
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umm yes i was. thats how long it was *hint hint*
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- Kisa8 - 04/06/2009
- I like it =)
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- critic-the-homeless - 04/05/2009
- u werent sopposed to put billion after the # u were jsut sopoosed to put years later..
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