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Today I had the urge to turn myself into a vampire because I saw that it was only $100 but I soon found out being undead had it's issues like:
Went to Rango de bill and I was almost detroyed by the smell of those garlics they ran after me and I just made it back to the Zen Gardens , After that I decided to vist a friend but as soon as I saw them I couldn't stop myself I the scent was so fresh I just had to had to eat one of the toasted sandwiches (Thats what you don't get in horror movies they never tell you that vampires can't resist toasted sandwiches) my friend was very anoyed with me because now he had to go back to the store and make lunch all over again. I then decided that it wasn't worth making my friends angry and almost being killed by some Garlic so I went down to Skin Tyte and bought a Human potion, now everything is back to normal.
By h6d5sp
- Title: Vampire experience
- Artist: h6d5sp
- Description: This is like a comical journel entry about me turing myself into a vampire. Please leave a comment on how I could improve.
- Date: 01/08/2009
- Tags: vampire experience funny human
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Comments (2 Comments)
- Twilight_the_Band_Geek - 12/12/2011
- Um. Word to the wise, go a little more in depth. Like, what KIND of toasted sandwiches? Any mis-haps when the Garlics were chasing you? Oh and remember: punctuation, punctuation, punctuation!..... I just sounded like my English teacher... u___u"
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- ii-Sc3nic Rawr-ii - 01/13/2009
- :/ wtf... thats boring
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