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i m a buutiful fery princess queen of da underlordsland. My neim is darknight violet darkness ravenclaw. All hu see mai prtty fase fall in luv witn me. I m a but 2 tell u of 1 such stori.
Edward cullim from wtilite, my faforitest buuk ever, ws getting sum milk out of da refirigater. Oh no da milk is sour!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot drink dis milk its r bad. Dont wurry Edward I will drink it for u sed jacop. Jacop was in edwurds house acuz dey had a naughty sezy sleepofer da nite before whar dey ded eachothers hair and putt on makeups. O jacop, u donut haff 2 drnk it 4 me, its kk. No but I wa 2 2 show u my luv 4 u sed jacop. Lol okey den saed Edward. Jacop drank da nasti milk!!!!!!!!!! Mm it tasted good but not as guud as u my love sed jacop. Aw tanks u sed Edward.den dey kssed and da nasti milk flew everywhar all ofer ever1s faces and it was waite allofer den a fairy came out of the milk spit droplets!!!!!!!!! It was I, dvdr. U r so sezy less haf an orgie!!!!!!!!!!!! So we ha d an orgy.
De en.
r/r STOP FLAMING ME U STUPITFATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- by gugugipfydutdt7c |
- Fiction
- | Submitted on 12/16/2008 |
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Comments (7 Comments)
- TheLegendOfKelsi - 09/10/2009
- HAHAHAHAHA!!! lol i love twilight but that was hilarious
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- gabbwee2 - 06/09/2009
- Confuzzled, very confuzzled
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- mrzblack7 - 01/24/2009
- wtf was that all about? you lost me at like the first word
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- Ai_Lover Rose - 01/06/2009
- n00b.
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- kate3339 - 12/28/2008
- not good at all
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- Dance Party Massacre - 12/19/2008
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OhmyGod SPELL CORRECTLY!!
The story was horrible, anyhow. - Report As Spam